Bullshit
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that
tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the
energy."
"Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They’re packed with
nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung
and found that it gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The
next day, after eating some
more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after
a fourth night, there he was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
was spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep
you there.
" Be who you are… and say what you feel…
Because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. " SO TRUE!!!
-Dr. Seuss
September 9th, 2005 at 1:08 am
hehehe nice one!