Bullshit


A turkey was chatting with a bull.  "I would love to be able to get
to the  top of that

tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the
energy." 
 

"Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?"
replied the bull.  "They’re packed with

nutrients."  The turkey pecked at a lump of dung
and found that  it gave him enough

strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.  The
next day, after eating some

more dung, he reached the second branch.  Finally after
a fourth night, there he was

proudly perched at the top of  the tree.  Soon he
was spotted by a farmer, who shot

the turkey out of the  tree. 

Moral of the story:  Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep
you there.


"
Be who you are… and say what you feel…

Because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.  "  SO TRUE!!!    

-Dr. Seuss

One Response to “Bullshit”

  1. Mysara Says:

    hehehe nice one!

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